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跟过帖子的朋友们可能知道吧,这个月小混蛋又生日了。某天吃完午饭跟他在公司外面散步,我问他有没什么想要的生日礼物。Leo歪着头想了一秒:
6 G. ~+ W: ~) q0 X6 Q. D V# g"I can use a McLaren"
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"Anything more practical?"
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“A Porsche is fine". O5 O/ s1 \7 z+ J
我吐吐舌头,小子戏瘾又犯了,便顺着他的话头说下去:
+ G2 O2 a( B: V# G" F“I can cover some of the upgrades if you really do get a Porsche..."
! k, V" d4 N7 t1 m: bLeo停下脚步,转过头,皮笑肉不笑地看着我:
8 t# j' J5 r- {5 v“For Porsche even basic things are paid upgrades. You know that right? I can easily rack up like 50 grand there”
/ x" l- a" j$ b! Z, O' T3 v我嬉皮笑脸凑过去,给他揉揉肩:
0 O6 Q% @, _, d6 v“I said SOME of the upgrades. I can get you the paint you like. Just a couple grand I think?") m/ c. _+ F! x7 m& P0 \. M* ~* X
“There are colors at much high cost. Think about 20") y% Z: b) j6 u: s0 ^
我咂咂舌,心想真搞不懂你们这些乱花钱的人,赶紧收起嬉皮笑脸的样子,换上一副陪笑的表情: Q5 v8 j, g3 e d$ [% w% R
“Sorry I take that back. I was thinking about those peasant colors. I can only cover those”% Z7 }% G8 A. D2 @
Leo懒得理我,自己往前走了。我跟了上去,路上有一搭没一搭地聊着,过了一会儿又聊到这个,没想到这次Leo还认真思考了下,摇摇头:6 J) V7 I% Z* u; t1 b3 o- @
“No I think I have everything I need. Thanks Dustin. We're old"+ Q4 l1 d; b- `+ |" d8 m7 N
我想了想,试探着问:
. j% i" Z4 c2 [7 b" x9 ^“那我就自己想想咯...?") s V- H' U; Q# G) a
"Sure"Leo耸耸肩。过了一会儿好像又不放心,补充道:; B2 a$ R5 m3 z8 l& N1 l6 C
“Don't gimme another living thing. I barely want to take care of myself. If you really must, don't go over 100 bucks"
7 q- m3 @6 x# N; T# N结果还没等我答应,Leo就反悔了:: t& K2 u$ m* L! u' a8 ^2 j& {
“Actually, I take that back. Cap at 50"
4 ^8 n0 [8 A1 h M"Oh that's hard"* i- I' q( H3 x" Q3 @" [; O
"You don't have to"
9 H! D6 e9 r6 H6 t0 E- J7 o! Y我撇撇嘴,好吧,让我想想
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50刀能买什么特别的呢。。。这事儿着实让我头疼了一天。随便送个小玩意儿吧,好像跟不送也没什么差别。本来想送他一盆捕蝇草,结果丫比我先预料到了这个情况。。。我知道Leo是让我知难而退啥也别送了,可是这样好像又有些不甘心。正愁呢,突然灵光一闪,有了!
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生日那天Leo照常搬了张小凳子坐我边上。过了会儿我从书包里拿出礼物递给他:
& U+ v6 H( ]6 _5 Y/ e“Happy birthday Leo!"
s3 ]; k- e n6 [5 X小子一脸狐疑地拆开包装,我一直盯着他的脸,能清晰捕捉到他的一系列表情变换,从疑问,到惊讶,到一闪而过的小亮光。认识他这么久,基本可以从表情断定,这礼物算是送到他满意了
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" i- N2 E# b# A2 bLeo把玩着小礼物,眼睛亮亮的,表情像极了我那刚拿到新玩具的儿子:
7 E8 c& M6 S0 [2 y1 [“Thanks Dustin. I like it. It feels good quality. I need one, too. I've lost so many of these here and there") [9 g, N! C! }2 j
本来被夸得好好的,听到这个赶紧说:
# F1 T5 k* S3 f' S# p“No don't lose this one please. It might not have used up the entire budget but it was close..."
9 R( f9 v9 `7 @2 f' A! ^"I won't. Thanks Dustin. Best gift of the year"
& w. ?2 u$ ]6 x. |说完之后Leo腾出了一只手,摸了摸我的头,痒痒的,还没仔细感受呢,他就把手收回去了
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( H+ l4 T8 Z1 u/ \( U8 w6 ?大家猜出来礼物是什么了么?谜底揭晓:一把质量还不错的指甲刀,哈哈
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: ]( ^' G- }" g9 u1 {3 gLeo把包装拆开,又把玩了一会儿,突然问:3 u( g, c7 }* E1 R( A
“Can I use it now?"* J. ^& i v2 e" l0 d9 L
"Sure why not"% f5 e" p. |: J: p# N4 u% k
Leo拿脚把垃圾桶勾过来,正准备就着剪,可能是发现垃圾桶的尺寸跟凳子高度不太配,弓着剪不舒服,眼睛贼溜溜地转了几圈,盯着我:
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“No both hands. And make a bowl shape like this"
8 H3 I' X& a5 T4 A说完他自己演示了一下,就像双手捧着个苹果一样。我隐约猜到他要做什么,心想不会吧,但还是把手伸了过去,摆了那个双手捧着东西一样的姿势+ b- {6 ]4 Z7 U2 l
Leo还是不满意:
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我把手放低,果然Leo一脸坏笑,拿着指甲刀凑过来,就在我手做成的捧杯正上方,开始剪起了他的指甲。。。( q0 Y8 x _5 b% ^
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“Good good Dustin. No no no don't move"
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然而咫尺以外的Leo专心致志地剪着他的指甲,浑然不觉我的惊涛骇浪。我能感受到有屑屑掉到手里的感觉,痒痒的。Leo 的头凑得很近,眼前就是Leo的发迹线,还有高挺的鼻梁。鼻间全是他脑袋的味道,感觉这小子昨晚应该又偷懒没有洗头。指甲刀一下一下打着节拍,声音清脆而令人心安,我的心情也慢慢平静下来: t/ E2 H- `& K( ]5 Z+ N
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想说些什么,一下又想不到该说啥。还没等我想到,Leo就剪完了,脑袋嗖一下缩了回去。看了看自己的手指,表情甚是满意:( Q; k4 {! t$ s5 ?: g8 A @6 j
“Looking sharp. Great clipper. Good pick Dustin"
' `7 |$ Z$ S/ r: a) E1 a难得一直被这个人夸,竟然有点不习惯。可能是看我还捧着一堆指甲屑,Leo直接把垃圾桶踢了过来:$ ]& p1 b5 q: n/ t! D9 x' E
“很乖,here, you can toss'em now”
' M9 T1 g. W7 H i我在垃圾桶上甩甩手,又拍了拍。看向Leo,只见他站起来,随手把指甲钳放进了裤袋。随即想了想,又拿了出来。看到我在看他,嘴角一扬,把指甲刀举到我面前:$ \, Z9 R" {( ~+ Q
“Now say your proper good-bye while you still can. The thing is probably never gonna see the light of day again"
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不过话虽这么说,小子昨天还特别跟我说那东西还在,哈
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