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嘿嘿,楼主又出现了。。。小更一段,别读太快哦,不然两下就读完了,哈哈哈 . c, X$ w. i! Y1 D. K6 n5 g1 I s
: G7 Z) D/ x. ]1 D! e跟过帖子的朋友们可能知道吧,这个月小混蛋又生日了。某天吃完午饭跟他在公司外面散步,我问他有没什么想要的生日礼物。Leo歪着头想了一秒:
+ ~2 z9 p' E; q1 F5 X4 |& ^0 E5 C"I can use a McLaren"! v1 F& I, i, y8 q
我抓抓头:
2 Q# w$ }5 X$ x"Anything more practical?"
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“A Porsche is fine"" D- d% W5 h/ E' j6 }
我吐吐舌头,小子戏瘾又犯了,便顺着他的话头说下去:
' P. c6 P2 c0 |8 v“I can cover some of the upgrades if you really do get a Porsche..."
. l' \. E8 H8 c- DLeo停下脚步,转过头,皮笑肉不笑地看着我:
0 i/ T6 w' g5 ^4 F+ j; `“For Porsche even basic things are paid upgrades. You know that right? I can easily rack up like 50 grand there”6 j: q# u3 Z8 j# u" J, J
我嬉皮笑脸凑过去,给他揉揉肩:: o5 z; Y/ ? ~
“I said SOME of the upgrades. I can get you the paint you like. Just a couple grand I think?"- i* w* K, G2 B% p
“There are colors at much high cost. Think about 20"
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“Sorry I take that back. I was thinking about those peasant colors. I can only cover those”( b0 S- d7 ~( w1 j6 J
Leo懒得理我,自己往前走了。我跟了上去,路上有一搭没一搭地聊着,过了一会儿又聊到这个,没想到这次Leo还认真思考了下,摇摇头:
5 @; w) F4 F* R9 h* a“No I think I have everything I need. Thanks Dustin. We're old"
+ ^- T( b Q0 j3 k- o5 `我想了想,试探着问:, }, L0 M# k* p# V, ~8 ~
“那我就自己想想咯...?"" A7 ~ k$ b4 L
"Sure"Leo耸耸肩。过了一会儿好像又不放心,补充道:
- z3 _7 A8 `6 k( `“Don't gimme another living thing. I barely want to take care of myself. If you really must, don't go over 100 bucks"
5 `. E) d& E7 a# R' P结果还没等我答应,Leo就反悔了:
" d# G5 d; A$ r3 v“Actually, I take that back. Cap at 50"
$ V( q8 A1 K! U( d"Oh that's hard"
* L* @; p7 b' e" x& m3 r$ A"You don't have to"
+ F# V. h: a8 M: Z2 ]) e我撇撇嘴,好吧,让我想想, \. t5 r* f2 U f3 L
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; I$ v+ I6 U; F# S1 u X50刀能买什么特别的呢。。。这事儿着实让我头疼了一天。随便送个小玩意儿吧,好像跟不送也没什么差别。本来想送他一盆捕蝇草,结果丫比我先预料到了这个情况。。。我知道Leo是让我知难而退啥也别送了,可是这样好像又有些不甘心。正愁呢,突然灵光一闪,有了!7 s, o+ k) A( A/ e
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生日那天Leo照常搬了张小凳子坐我边上。过了会儿我从书包里拿出礼物递给他:
% Q* @! ?7 D4 O# ^1 V. N6 I( }“Happy birthday Leo!" O: ~: R: K/ U. d, f% E' H
小子一脸狐疑地拆开包装,我一直盯着他的脸,能清晰捕捉到他的一系列表情变换,从疑问,到惊讶,到一闪而过的小亮光。认识他这么久,基本可以从表情断定,这礼物算是送到他满意了
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Leo把玩着小礼物,眼睛亮亮的,表情像极了我那刚拿到新玩具的儿子:( q+ e& x3 ^0 } I, F) f" \! `
“Thanks Dustin. I like it. It feels good quality. I need one, too. I've lost so many of these here and there"
& S6 n# N% c5 @8 [; X1 D) M- G本来被夸得好好的,听到这个赶紧说:% p8 a1 t! [/ m5 j: `% y
“No don't lose this one please. It might not have used up the entire budget but it was close..."3 u' P1 _2 c$ D8 U
"I won't. Thanks Dustin. Best gift of the year"
3 B5 F% \/ F( y4 M1 p说完之后Leo腾出了一只手,摸了摸我的头,痒痒的,还没仔细感受呢,他就把手收回去了
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大家猜出来礼物是什么了么?谜底揭晓:一把质量还不错的指甲刀,哈哈1 i; G" V" k. D/ k' P4 ^: ^
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( ?6 f" |( _2 ?) P- u4 rLeo把包装拆开,又把玩了一会儿,突然问:
& }6 F' z0 C+ d- R“Can I use it now?"# V8 \9 a% m3 A$ [6 }, [
"Sure why not"
" ]) Q( t# X3 a# QLeo拿脚把垃圾桶勾过来,正准备就着剪,可能是发现垃圾桶的尺寸跟凳子高度不太配,弓着剪不舒服,眼睛贼溜溜地转了几圈,盯着我:+ {; j( _0 w; n5 d! p/ ^
“Gimme your hands"
9 C5 M" {: W: |: y. y# Z我没搞明白,深了一只手过去7 S7 A8 Z4 Y0 Y: G* |0 p
“No both hands. And make a bowl shape like this"
( ^) N k1 \5 o @ W4 {说完他自己演示了一下,就像双手捧着个苹果一样。我隐约猜到他要做什么,心想不会吧,但还是把手伸了过去,摆了那个双手捧着东西一样的姿势
* ]: M3 ~7 I: [5 @Leo还是不满意:
' s3 B3 N# \: \# o4 R# p“Lower"- N# V. H7 l5 E
我把手放低,果然Leo一脸坏笑,拿着指甲刀凑过来,就在我手做成的捧杯正上方,开始剪起了他的指甲。。。% g9 ^+ @. y2 r! V9 L) x' u
一边剪还不忘了说:0 T9 H; P, j4 x. G
“Good good Dustin. No no no don't move"
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6 R! w |9 e$ X: E8 V2 v4 c, e我惊掉下巴,一时竟不知道该说些什么。我是送了个指甲刀,但他这,是什么神操作。。。毕竟是在办公室,万一被不该看到的人撞见,那。。。. x: p# W; h; ?1 D
然而咫尺以外的Leo专心致志地剪着他的指甲,浑然不觉我的惊涛骇浪。我能感受到有屑屑掉到手里的感觉,痒痒的。Leo 的头凑得很近,眼前就是Leo的发迹线,还有高挺的鼻梁。鼻间全是他脑袋的味道,感觉这小子昨晚应该又偷懒没有洗头。指甲刀一下一下打着节拍,声音清脆而令人心安,我的心情也慢慢平静下来: @; G3 E8 |/ J2 g6 H
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想说些什么,一下又想不到该说啥。还没等我想到,Leo就剪完了,脑袋嗖一下缩了回去。看了看自己的手指,表情甚是满意:
7 P9 q" `% B) [7 o“Looking sharp. Great clipper. Good pick Dustin"
- M7 w& ] ~% }难得一直被这个人夸,竟然有点不习惯。可能是看我还捧着一堆指甲屑,Leo直接把垃圾桶踢了过来:
( f) B* ~ X! e' v7 q“很乖,here, you can toss'em now”+ w+ }+ {3 u- ^+ X4 o. b5 z
我在垃圾桶上甩甩手,又拍了拍。看向Leo,只见他站起来,随手把指甲钳放进了裤袋。随即想了想,又拿了出来。看到我在看他,嘴角一扬,把指甲刀举到我面前:$ a/ G$ h& n3 Q0 Z, ^
“Now say your proper good-bye while you still can. The thing is probably never gonna see the light of day again"
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